Content-Type: RST

Do you use Facebook? Love to write on your friends' walls, see their
pictures (and make your own with silly tags), take quizzes, and poke
everyone? Of course you do! However, did you know that in the last
year, the time spent on Facebook increased **700%** - almost 14
million minutes per day in the US [#facebooktime]_? That's 231,210
hours... *every day*! 

.. figure :: http://blog.opensourcenerd.com/upload/facebook-cat

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.. [#facebooktime] http://www.insidefacebook.com/2009/06/02/total-us-time-spent-on-facebook-up-700-in-the-last-year/


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