Do you use Facebook? Love to write on your friends' walls, see their pictures (and make your own with silly tags), take quizzes, and poke everyone? Of course you do! However, did you know that in the last year, the time spent on Facebook increased 700% - almost 14 million minutes per day in the US [1]? That's 231,210 hours... every day!

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